” she says, voice going up a pitch when March asks the salient question. "How many orgasms do most women have during sex, would you say?
“The panel was also mindful of the fact that later references to Waring within Pupil A’s diary became coded to enable Pupil A to hide this relationship had her diaries ever been read.
She’s never been much of a graphic-deets-dishing person, but then, she’s never had sex worth boasting about before. Like, calling it a fuck never really feels accurate, you know, 'cos it's not like that's all you actually do, but - six, I guess?
“Like, okay, yes, those other guys were pretty average, especially .
It’s not that he’s humourless when he gets in the cage; it’s just that the goofiness is swapped out for sharp intensity, and what Farmer didn’t account for is the fact that Chowder’s bedroom personality is goalie-mode, but centred on pleasing his partner. Like, Farmer is 100% into guys and she digs that Chris is an athlete, but she’s been with other jocks before and generally speaking, they needed a fucking map and compass (or maybe an hour-long You Tube tutorial with diagrams) to have any idea of what works for her. " says Chowder, sounding half-thrilled, half-puzzled. "Like, that's totally cool, but what did I -"Farmer kisses him soundly, grinning when they finally break apart.
And the beauty of Chowder - she figured, back before The Most Amazing Sex happened - is that he’s eager to please, and likes to ask questions, and generally vibes like the kind of dude who’ll actually getting better as Chowder, without ever needing to be told - although he does sometimes ask for clarification, in this low, quiet voice he never uses at any other time; a voice that makes Farmer feel like she’s going to die in the . "I'll tell you later," she says, and just for a second, Chowder's eyes go dark."Yeah," he says, fingers grazing across her ribs.
I mean, he was younger than me, and I good, imagine how great it’ll be with someone more experienced! Some girls just asked us if we could introduce them to Chowder? ""A ," March stage-whispers, clearly catching on."Oh!
How the fuck was I supposed to know that he’s like some goddamn savant? For, like - ” he glances briefly at Lardo, lowers his voice and says, hesitantly, “- sex purposes? " says Chris, taking in the sight of Ransom and Holster and Lardo and drawing something approximate to the right conclusion. “Had Pupil A fabricated this story then the panel felt that these references would have been more obvious so that the reader would understand who she was referring to.”The panel rejected an argument that Mr Waring had been suffering ‘a great deal of professional and personal stress’ and his actions had been deliberate.Mr Armstrong said, “In respect of Waring’s relationship with both Pupil A and Pupil B, the panel considered that this was borne out of the position of trust that Waring was in.But the panel heard Mr Waring, who resigned from the school two years ago, flouted the rules and began flirting with another female pupil and then lied about taking time off so he could meet her.At the same time he was caught drink driving after driving back from a Pupil B’s joint birthday party.Mr Armstrong said, “The panel felt that the diary was a contemporaneous account of events in Pupil A’s life and was entirely consistent with a diary for a girl of that age.